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Val Vulpe

Ex-Data Scientist. Current Chaos Agent.
Making audiences laugh with 99.7% confidence.

Val Vulpe - Comedian
πŸ“Š p-value < 0.001 for laughter
🎀 500+ shows performed
🧠 PhD dropout, comedy graduate
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My Brain
Obscure Statistics Jokes
Existential Dread
Caffeine

About The Origin Story

I spent 8 years teaching machines to think. Now I spend my nights making humans forget to.

After realizing that explaining confidence intervals at parties was somehow not charming, I pivoted from data science to stand-up comedy. Turns out, the skills transfer surprisingly wellβ€”both involve pattern recognition, handling rejection, and pretending you know what you're doing.

My comedy blends tech absurdity, millennial existentialism, and the unique chaos of being a woman who once got genuinely excited about a well-structured database.

πŸŽ“ M.S. in Making Spreadsheets No One Asked For
πŸ† Winner: "Most Likely to Graph Her Emotions"
β˜• Certified Coffee-to-Comedy Pipeline Engineer

Upcoming Live Shows

Warning: Side effects may include snorting, crying, and questioning your career choices.

21 FEB

Daniel Petri & Valeria Vulpe

Just the Tonic at Peter Pizzeria, Leicester

Leicester Comedy Festival

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22 FEB

Leicester Comedian of the Year Competition

Leicester Comedy Festival

Competition Finals

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01 MAY

Cat Laughs MAYhem Festival

Kilkenny, Ireland

Show 1 of 3

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02 MAY

Cat Laughs MAYhem Festival

Kilkenny, Ireland

Show 2 of 3

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03 MAY

Cat Laughs MAYhem Festival

Kilkenny, Ireland

Show 3 of 3

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Watch Comedy Clips

"Finally, someone who makes Excel jokes actually funny."
β€” The New York Times
"She'll make you laugh until your p-value drops."
β€” Wired Magazine
"The funniest thing to come out of data science since that time our model predicted cats were dogs."
β€” TechCrunch
"Finally, someone who makes Excel jokes actually funny."
β€” The New York Times

Booking Let's Work Together

Available for corporate events, festivals, colleges, and anywhere humans need to remember how to laugh.

booking_inquiry.py
from comedy import ValVulpe

def book_show(event):
    val = ValVulpe()
    if event.has_microphone:
        return val.bring_the_chaos()
    else:
        raise NeedsMicException

# Let's make this happen
book_show(your_event)|